All-American Boy Steve Grand
The All-American Boy is by far one of the few accurate songs I use. Though I guess I should say its a characterization of the relationship between us. If you have heard the song then you can pretty much guess where this is going but if not I'd recommend giving it a listen before reading any further or listen why you read it.
The guy in question is an All-American Boy down to playing football in high school and as if his physical build wasn't enough to make you swoon the second he speaks the southern accent will make just swoon that much harder. With devilish good looks and and a southern twang you would expect him to be a douche of douches but no he's a sweet heart kinda. I say kinda because very few guys on this list have songs associated with them for a positive reason.
I guess now is as good as time as any to explain why hes on here. The main reason being that he's the last kind of guy I should be attracted to since he's a straight white republican, but despite this I gave him a chance a chance I hadn't given a straight guy in several years. I tried being friends with him, which turns out was doomed to failure partly because of my sense of humor, his inability to take a joke, and I can be an intense person. Thus when I jokingly said I wanted to confess my undying love for him he took me seriously but I made sure he knew I was joking but then he got mad and blocked me after he accepted my friend request and I liked one of his pics.
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